Introducing TV CARNAGE’s latest, temporary cure for upper body nudity – The Garfield Coleman™. This wee beastie can be found throughout the week foraging Hollywood dumpsters for discarded one-liners, quips and catch phrases; but despite its diminutive, portly package it has the brass coconuts to take on the world’s greatest adversary…MONDAYS! Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!” Monday, in short (no pun) your MonDAYS are numbered. Printed on American Apparel T-Shirt stuff and available in African American and Caucasian. S&H INCLUDED!

Why, it's a T-Shirt with the TV CARNAGE in fluffy little clouds! Wear it on your torso for maximum effect. S&H INCLUDED!