Look, when we sent our S.O.S. about our low food supply out to the Federation we expected some real help! Instead we go these ass-wipes from Insanius 12 who not only seem to be on “vacation” the whole time they have been here but they brought a speed freak named Ambassador Zozo who insisted on showing us how to grow Hamburgers. By the time you get this message, we are most likely all dead.

XO PINKY CARNAGE