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TV CARNAGE DOES TEXAS NOVEMBER 20TH AND 21ST!

Posted on 18 November 2009 by pinky

Dear Texas, you are known for so many thing such as BBQ , 10 gallon chaps, weird accents that sound like your sarcastically making fun of everyone else and your greatest work of all time, Matthew McConaughey. You are also known for loving TV CARNAGE. So, in return TV CARNAGE is going to love you right back, this weekend in Austin and Houston. That’s right! TV CARNAGE the original germ that has spawned and inspired a thousand hacks is back to reign in bloody laughter! Austin and Huston will bare witness too “LET’S WORK IT OUT!” TV CARNAGE’s fitness tape designed to make you a glistening mutant and up to five times less healthy as when you began or system! That’s a guarantee. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll be able to scrub the pants you just shit on your newly acquired washboard stomach. LET’S WORK IT OUT is the 6th DVD release from the TV CARNAGE line of eye-watering products, assembled from hundreds and hundreds of hrs of exercise video fodder, including anything that dared to have exercise as part of it’s plot line. If fitness has taken America by storm, then LET’S WORK IT OUT is America’s Perfect Shit Storm. So jog down to the following locations and give your eyes a workout by witnessing a cavalcade of all new TV CARNAGE magic, including other never seen before glimpses of humanity from other upcoming TV CARNAGE releases.

AUSTIN NOVEMBER 20TH AT THE LAKE CREEK ALAMO

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NOVEMBER 21 2009 IN HOUSTON AT WEST OAKS SHOPPING CENTER

BE THERE! MERCH WILL BE PRICED TO PURCH.

XO PINKY CARNAGE

http://www.tvcarnage.com/videos/2009_TV_CARNAGE_VIDZ/11_NOVEMBER_2009/TEXAS_SHOWS.flv
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  1. cody Says:

    COMMENT!!! WOOOO!!!

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