THE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE TV CARNAGE DESIGNED “GARFIELD COLEMAN SHIRTS
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, please welcome a very special creation into your hearts and minds and onto the front of your body. Introducing TV CARNAGE’s latest, temporary cure for upper body nudity – The Garfield Coleman™. This wee beastie can be found throughout the week foraging Hollywood dumpsters for discarded one-liners, quips and catch phrases; but despite its diminutive, portly package it has the brass coconuts to take on the world’s greatest adversary…MONDAYS!
Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!” BLENDING THE BEST TWO WORLDS COULD HOPE TO OFFER INTO ONE T-SHIRT.
Monday, in short (no pun) your f-ing MonDAYS are numbered.
BOYS SMALL TO XL
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GIRLS – SMALL TO LARGE
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