http://www.tvcarnage.com/wp-admin/admin.php?page=wp-shopping-cart/display-log.php This is the WP E-Commerce Product List RSS feed WP E-Commerce Plugin http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=16 TV CARNAGE is back and buffer than ever with its latest release, Let’s Work It Out. This Season Six (-pack) edition of TV CARNAGE will surely be a workout not just for your body but also for your mind and all of your senses. Whether you are of the girls or of the guys, this baby will tone, shape, and mutate everything from above your eyes to below your thighs. In fact, as we like to say around here: “Say goodbye to your body!” because a completely new unrecognizable you is just around the corner. The Let’s Work It Out routine—known as “The System”—is divided into simple, hard-to-achieve chapters that, when followed properly, are guaranteed to do something to you. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe some of our actual fitness gurus assembled on Let’s Work It Out!!!: Marie Osmond, O.J., Dolph Lundgren, Elmo, Lyle Alzado, Dixie Carter, Marky Mark, a Scientologist, a nice lady with brown hair, children, numerous weirdos, grifters, drifters, weight lifters, doctors, and, of course, porn stars. Come on, what do you have to lose besides your mind? So let’s work it out! Get some booze and a bunch of food, stretch out, and drown in the delights about to be thrown down. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=16 19.99 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=11 Any 5 TV CARNAGE DVDs at a special price. It's five times the fun!!!! S&H INCLUDED! Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=11 $95.00 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=10 Any 4 TV CARNAGE DVDs at a special price. It's four times the fun!!!! S&H INCLUDED! 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Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!” Monday, in short (no pun) your MonDAYS are numbered. Printed on American Apparel T-Shirt stuff and available in African American and Caucasian. S&H INCLUDED! Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=3&product_id=7 16.99 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=6 The new DVD re-issue of the 1998 classic! Ten Years Ago I was confronted by an onslaught of perfect television, almost as if it were MAGIC. In fact it it was. S&H INCLUDED! PRE-ORDERS START NOVEMBER 12TH 2008. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=6 16.99 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=3&product_id=5 Why, it's a T-Shirt with the TV CARNAGE in fluffy little clouds! Wear it on your torso for maximum effect. S&H INCLUDED! Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=3&product_id=5 16.99 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=4 Imagine living in a world where hundreds of colorful balloons create a backdrop for a bizarre but stirring speech by a mincing health guru. Imagine a place where charlatans speak to the dead but sound like they are acting in a WWF skit. A world where a preacher turns into a jetfighter from Top Gun. A place where fire hydrants swear at children. Well stop imagining because that WHOLE world is in the palm of your hand. Introducing the 5th installment in a series of delicious TV CARNAGE MEALS. So sit back, shoot up and get ready to laugh until you get your barf on! S&H INCLUDED! Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=4 16.99 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=3 After experiencing CASUAL FRIDAYS, you'll hug Mondays and saucily pat Wednesday's (hump days.) It's like a 110 minute Mocca Java. (For those of you who don't know that's where Ethiopia meets Java for a wild blend.) THAT'S RIGHT! This latest TV Carnage tape is dedicated to the throngs of exceptional men and women who care about and enforce the rules of CASUAL FRIDAYS. The Randy Rivers, and Suzie Shiers, the beige kakis and sensible earth tones, sensible haircuts and a 24-7/365 totally extreme attitude, suitable for shopping! CASUAL FRIDAYS is another collection of excessively brutal moments in human television history. Moments that make you spring to your feet screaming: "Holy shit did that just happen?!!" Moments and people that make you feel like you have your shit together, like no matter how much of a degenerate scumbag you are. Moments...all vying for the embarrassment of first place. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=3 16.99 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=2 The bar is raised again with TV Carnage 2G. This is the same tape that premiered to a packed audience at a landmark Toronto Porn theater. It is currently enjoying a successful city to city tour in the romantic settings of other porn theaters. How good is this tape?? If you were to think in the terms of fashion, this tape rivals the Acid Wash Jump Suit phenomenon in its ability to shock and amaze. If you think in the terms of pizza slices you will not believe some of the toppings on this “Cringe lovers delight” If you think in terms of “Should I get this or not?” think, “Should.” Besides it’s intro, a homage to the top-notch advances in 80’s video toaster technology; this tape is, as Brian Austin Green would say “A one stop Carnival!” Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=2 16.99 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=1 This is the first in the series. Painstakingly created over the course of a week of painkiller addiction - it was the safest way to make this one without suffering from the embarrassment felt for individuals on this tape. It will make your hair perm or for those with perms or weaves already, get ready to look like one of the Hansons. The tape bares witness to the state of television from the late 80’s to 96. Charlton Heston was giving speeches at Desert storm tributes as Gary Coleman, on Arsenio, blamed his lack of dating on the AIDS epidemic. Kids dressed like the Village People without a single coked-up adult blinking an eye. It is a time to remember over and over again. WARNING: Watching this entire tape all at once will cause you to have hallucinations usually associated with sweat lodges. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 13:47:07 -0400 http://www.tvcarnage.com/store/?category=1&product_id=1 18.99