Why are all of our TV CARNAGE stars dying for no reason? These people were all fine except for individual issues (and with some of them, cases of overlapping issues) of Cancer, old age and thousands of medical procedures!. Is government at fault? Is this may truly be the end of days.
Here are some of their better moments from the TV CARNAGE archives. I hope they are all working on a project up in Heavenwood!
XO PINKY CARNAGE

As part of the theme of this TOTALLY FOR TEENS episode “CHOICES”
Jamie decides to start smoking and with the help of sexy teen-throb; Dr Real, Jamie is about to learn a very valuable lesson about his “choice” by hanging with his future”smoking-self” and future “non smoking-self”. I took extra care in providing the future , Jerry Seinfeld pant wearing, non-smoking Jamie with a saxophone (sexyphone).
How will this one end?

XO PINKY

TV CARNAGE will be slaughtering you with laughter and good times with a series of family oriented, wholesome live shows this summer! So call your guy, whore yourself up and get your binge on.
Cities that will be explicitly pleasured shall include: Portland, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, Baltimore, Boston, Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal, Austin, Dallas and maybe even Buffalo… shit, who knows it’s the 90’s anything can happen!

If you want the TV CARNAGE live show to visit your village; large or small, contact PINKY at:info at tvcarnage dot com or here or even here even.
http://www.tvcarnage.com/videos/2009_TV_CARNAGE_VIDZ/04_APRIL_2009/PORTLAND_SHOW.flv

Punk has never been more authentic, ever

PINKY of TV CARNAGE made a show for ADULT SWIM and they lovvvveee it! So here’s some clips…

WHITE WILLIAMS asked TV CARNAGE to make a video for NEW VIOLENCE and I couldn’t refuse. Using moments from the upcoming TV CARNAGE release COP MOVIE and served up this COURT ORDER for good times! You have the right to remain scintillating and dance your socks off!!
The video for NEW VIOLENCE was also voted one of Pitchforks favorites of 2008.
XO PINKY

Due to an increase in requests PINKY is willingly and lovingly, whoring himself out for more video directing work: contact PINKY at:info at tvcarnage dot com or here or even here even.

Comas are always considered frightening but thanks to this Steven Seagal documentary when you see how easy it is to get out of one all you can think is bring one onnnnn!

A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC is back and full of more shit eating, good times. The TV CARNAGE re-release of the 1998 CLASSIC is BACKSLIC! A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC is available in all of it’s sinful glory on video digital video digital disc, along with commentary, extras and and extra and … OH Maaannn it’s good

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THE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE TV CARNAGE DESIGNED “GARFIELD COLEMAN SHIRTS

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, please welcome a very special creation into your hearts and minds and onto the front of your body. Introducing TV CARNAGE’s latest, temporary cure for upper body nudity – The Garfield Coleman™. This wee beastie can be found throughout the week foraging Hollywood dumpsters for discarded one-liners, quips and catch phrases; but despite its diminutive, portly package it has the brass coconuts to take on the world’s greatest adversary…MONDAYS!
Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!” BLENDING THE BEST TWO WORLDS COULD HOPE TO OFFER INTO ONE T-SHIRT.
Monday, in short (no pun) your f-ing MonDAYS are numbered.

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This was the TV CARNAGE contribution to Christy Karacas’ (Super Jail) Black Sabbath tribute night where he invites weirdos of his choosing to do 15 seconds of a Sabbath song, off of a particular album, anyway they want to. Then he strings them together and an entire night of mind blowingly, delicious video ensues; as you watch an entire Sabbath Album barf itself up.

Also included as an extra on OUCH TV MY BRAIN HURTS

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