This is the first in the series. Painstakingly created over the coarse of a week of painkiller addiction - it was the safest way to make this one without suffering from the embarrassment felt for individuals on this tape. It will make your hair perm or for those with perms or weaves already, get ready to look like one of the Hansons. The tape bares witness to the state of television from the late 80’s to 96. Charlton Heston was giving speeches at Desert storm tributes as Gary Coleman, on Arsenio, blamed his lack of dating on the AIDS epidemic. Kids dressed like the Village People without a single coked-up adult blinking an eye. It is a time to remember over and over again.

WARNING: Watching this entire tape all at once will cause you to have hallucinations usually associated with sweat lodges.

Other Highlights include:

• News reports on a child actor that broke into drugstores for pills.
• Long gone, hard sell, infomercial segments that are sooooo good they are forever quotable in daily life.
• One incredibly racist Popeye cartoon.
• A news report on an epidemic known as “Deadly mosh pit accidents”
• Canadian New Wave legend BB Boris. Too good for words.
• Hunting ads that will make you fear for your life.

And more and more unbelievable moments.

Imagine living in a world where hundreds of colorful balloons create a backdrop for a bizarre but stirring speech by a mincing health guru. Imagine a place where charlatans speak to the dead but sound like they are acting in a WWF skit. A world where a preacher turns into a jetfighter from Top Gun. A place where fire hydrants swear at children. Well stop imagining because that WHOLE world is in the palm of your hand. Introducing the 5th installment in a series of delicious TV CARNAGE MEALS.

So sit back, shoot up and get ready to laugh until you get your barf on!

After experiencing CASUAL FRIDAYS, you'll hug Mondays and saucily pat Wednesday's (hump days.) It's like a 110 minute Mocca Java. (For those of you who don't know that's where Ethiopia meets Java for a wild blend.) THAT'S RIGHT!

This latest TV Carnage tape is dedicated to the throngs of exceptional men and women who care about and enforce the rules of CASUAL FRIDAYS. The Randy Rivers, and Suzie Shiers, the beige kakis and sensible earth tones, sensible haircuts and a 24-7/365 totally extreme attitude, suitable for shopping!
CASUAL FRIDAYS is another collection of excessively brutal moments in human television history. Moments that make you spring to your feet screaming: "Holy shit did that just happen?!!"
Moments and people that make you feel like you have your shit together, like no matter how much of a degenerate scumbag you are. Moments...all vying for the embarrassment of first place.

You'll witness:

• Thespian, Anna Nicole Smith (so over prescribed she can barely attempt what she considers acting.)
• Sir William Idol performing part of his 1990 hit album "Cyber Punk."
• Senor Gary Coleman back again this time defending his existence, in court.
• Excessive displays of normaldom.
• Pinches of low fat racism.
• Performances by unknowns that will inspire you to reconsider living.
• 80's action that will have you pumping your mesh-gloved fist in the air.
• Children being adults AND Adults being children.

The bar is raised again with TV Carnage 2G. This is the same tape that premiered to a packed audience at a landmark Toronto Porn theatre. It is currently enjoying a successful city to city tour in the romantic settings of other porn theatres.
How good is this tape??

If you were to think in the terms of fashion, this tape rivals the Acid Wash Jump Suit phenomenon in its ability to shock and amaze. If you think in the terms of pizza slices you will not believe some of the toppings on this “Cringe lovers delight” If you think in terms of “Should I get this or not?” think, “Should.”

Besides it’s intro, a homage to the top-notch advances in 80’s video toaster technology; this tape is, as Brian Austin Green would say “A one stop Carnival!”

Some of the toppings include:

• A hetro country and western dance competition that looks more like a Gay Pride showcase event.
• Steven Seagal on etiquette.
• Steven Seagal on AIDS.
• A local news report featuring an elderly citizen flipping out and physically taking on the cops.
• A swearing sandwich featuring dialogue from a livid CEO.
• A Philippine variety special with a group of people singing and acting out the song “It’s still rock and roll to me.”
• A hard sell on beanie babies as a secure investment.
• Chuck Norris and his ingenious, porn level, acting skills.