A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC is back and full of more shit eating, good times. The TV CARNAGE re-release of the 1998 CLASSIC is BACKSLIC! A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC is available in all of it’s sinful glory on video digital video digital disc, along with commentary, extras and and extra and … OH Maaannn it’s good

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TV CARNAGE “WHAT CHO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS ?!”

Introducing TV CARNAGE’s latest, temporary cure for upper body nudity – The Garfield Coleman™. This wee beastie can be found throughout the week foraging Hollywood dumpsters for discarded one-liners, quips and catch phrases; but despite its diminutive, portly package it has the brass coconuts to take on the world’s greatest adversary…MONDAYS!

Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!”

Monday, in short (no pun) your MonDAYS are numbered.

Printed on American Apparel T-Shirt stuff and available in African American and Caucasian.

S&H INCLUDED!
(INTERNATIONAL ORDERS ADD $10)

WHEN TV ATTACKS it the TV CARNAGE DVD made in the spring of 2000. It has gained legendary status among purveyors of funny and features separate audio commentary by Pinky (Canadian Beer) and special guest G. McInnes (American Beer). Highlights on the DVD include the KKK rearranging races by worth (a practice becoming more and more popular by the middle class) , Winnebago Man reincarnated as a swearing sandwich, more Coleman atrocities, county and western erotic dancing that will cure you of a desire for sexual contact, a frisbee with razor blades and on and on and on. A very popular TV CARNAGE item.

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WINNEBAGO MAN SWEARING SANDWICH
http://www.tvcarnage.com/videos/CARNAGE_ADS/SWEARINGSANDWICH.flv

REORGANIZING AMERICA

Just when you thought it was all sorted, the paranoid need to revamp the order according to the latest immigration statistics and Eugenics postings. They just can’t get enough!