Blaire! Don’t you ever let me hear you put yourself down like that again! You are a human and a fat! So you get out there and parade yourself around!

XO PINKY

If this trailer for the year 2010 is even close to accurate then…this year is gonna be freaky BANANAS. When I Wiki’d “2010″ to get a glimpse of what to expect I found the following:

XO PINKY

I think everyone should constantly attack everyone else. Why take any chances?

XO PINKY

JUPITER JACK

http://www.tvcarnage.com/videos/JUPITERJACK.flv
The Jupiter Jack ads always struck me as being so out of touch on so many levels, particularly in the husband and wife communication department. So I wrote this tribute to the alternate world of matrimonial “hands free” communication that I often witness in Brooklyn.
Starring Pinky Beckles and his filthy mouthed, on-screen wife, Megan Neuringer.
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ISLANDS – NO YOU DON’T
http://www.tvcarnage.com/videos/NO YOU DONT_JAN_2009 540X405.flv

Here is the video I directed for Islands. Shot in Hudson New York with Tony Stone as D.P. Michael was not available for the shoot so this is mostly done wiith robots and holograms. In fact, funny story, Hudson no longer exists so we had hold hands and  imagine it, really, really  hard and voiler,  it showed up on the camera machine.

Thanks to Tony, Melissa, Nathan, Trace, Michael and everyone else I will soon add to this list…

XO PINKY CARNAGE

1 800 FON HOBO
http://www.tvcarnage.com/videos/HOBO PHONE SEX.flv

Here is one of my many erotic roles. I try to pick tasteful ones or ones that , even in the midst of their brutality convey  the enduring,  human commonality in all of us. I believe 1 800 FON HOBO is just that sort of role.

This gem was created by TIM HARRINGTON for his show MR BEARDO on Pitchfork.tv and was called “irreversibly charged with previously untapped sexuality” by MAN MEAT BIANNUAL.

XO

PINKY CARNAGE

If this trailer for the year 2010 is even close to accurate then…this year is gonna be freaky BANANAS. When I Wiki’d “2010″ to get a glimpse of what to expect I found the following:

“2010 (MMX) is a common year starting on Friday, in accordance with the Gregorian calendar, and is the current year. It is also the 2,010th year of the Anno Domini or Common Era epoch, the 10th year of the 3rd millennium and of the 21st century, and the 1st of the 2010s decade.
Proclaimed by the United Nations, 2010 is the International Year of Biodiversity. For a glimpse into the future watch TV CARNAGE’s trailer “2010″”

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOOLS OF ALL HUES AND SIZES, NEGRO LOVERS AND BITCH TRINKETS!
I love youse all!
XO PINKY

Dear Texas, you are known for so many thing such as BBQ , 10 gallon chaps, weird accents that sound like your sarcastically making fun of everyone else and your greatest work of all time, Matthew McConaughey. You are also known for loving TV CARNAGE. So, in return TV CARNAGE is going to love you right back, this weekend in Austin and Houston. That’s right! TV CARNAGE the original germ that has spawned and inspired a thousand hacks is back to reign in bloody laughter! Austin and Huston will bare witness too “LET’S WORK IT OUT!” TV CARNAGE’s fitness tape designed to make you a glistening mutant and up to five times less healthy as when you began or system! That’s a guarantee. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll be able to scrub the pants you just shit on your newly acquired washboard stomach. LET’S WORK IT OUT is the 6th DVD release from the TV CARNAGE line of eye-watering products, assembled from hundreds and hundreds of hrs of exercise video fodder, including anything that dared to have exercise as part of it’s plot line. If fitness has taken America by storm, then LET’S WORK IT OUT is America’s Perfect Shit Storm. So jog down to the following locations and give your eyes a workout by witnessing a cavalcade of all new TV CARNAGE magic, including other never seen before glimpses of humanity from other upcoming TV CARNAGE releases.

AUSTIN NOVEMBER 20TH AT THE LAKE CREEK ALAMO

AND

NOVEMBER 21 2009 IN HOUSTON AT WEST OAKS SHOPPING CENTER

BE THERE! MERCH WILL BE PRICED TO PURCH.

XO PINKY CARNAGE

Look, when we sent our S.O.S. about our low food supply out to the Federation we expected some real help! Instead we go these ass-wipes from Insanius 12 who not only seem to be on “vacation” the whole time they have been here but they brought a speed freak named Ambassador Zozo who insisted on showing us how to grow Hamburgers. By the time you get this message, we are most likely all dead.

XO PINKY CARNAGE

Wow! Governor Pitake really put those body language tips he learned from studying used car salesman, to work. However, what I found equally fascinating about this clip is how Bush’s anger (which was definitely a legitimate response) seems so unfocused in retrospect. He sounds like a guy in a traffic jam, wearing a wife beater and yelling at some schmo in front of him.

XO PINKY CARNAGE