PINKY CARNAGE the brain behind TV CARNAGE and half of Street Carnage which has inspired some of today’s best weirdos is gonna be live and in person and and impersonating himself AND fondling Chicago! Sunday July 11th at The Empty Bottle 1035 North Western Avenue Chicago, IL
PINKY CARNAGE will be live showing his Adult Swim Special, a hunk of his just released DVD Let’s Work It Out and other shameless humanity!
So please come and have your mind Fellated (Blown).
If you’re in Brooklyn, check out the show. If you’re not in Brooklyn, come to Brooklyn.
June 27th
Music Hall of Williamsburg
66 North 6th Street
openers:
TVC, Steel Phantoms, Active Child
18+
$16 advance/$18 day of
purchase advance tickets here.
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]]>TV Carnage is back and buffer than ever with its latest release, Let’s Work It Out! This season six(-pack) edition of TV Carnage will be a workout not just for your body, but for your mind. Whether you are of the girls or of the guys, this baby will tone, shape, and mutate everything from above your eyes to below your thighs. In fact, as we like to say around here, “Say goodbye to your body!” because a completely new, unrecognizable you is just around the corner!
The Let’s Work It Out! routine — better known as “The System” — is divided into simple, hard-to-achieve chapters that, when followed properly, are guaranteed to do something to you. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe some of the actual fitness gurus assembled on Let’s Work It Out!:
O.J., Dolph Lundgren, Elmo, Dixie Carter, Marky Mark, Alyssa Milano, a Scientologist, a nice lady with brown hair, children, numerous creeps, grifters, drifters, weight lifters, doctors, and, of course, porn stars.
So come on, what do you have to lose besides your mind? LET’S WORK IT OUT!
6/10
Nightlight
405 1/2 Rosemary Street
Chapel Hill, NC
show starts @930p
$9
special guest
Yuxtapongo
6/11
Garfield Artworks
4931 Penn Avenue
Pittsburgh
show starts @9p
$6 (all ages)
special guest: Maus Haus (http://www.myspace.com/maushausmusic)
6/12
Floristree
405 W. Franklin FL. 6
Baltimore
show starts @9p
$5
Special Guest: Thu Tran of Food Party, Bad Brilliance, and Rob
6/17
Mpls College of Art and Design
2501 Stevens Avenue
Minneapolis
starts @7p
$5
6/18
The Royal Albert Arms
48 Albert Street
Winnipeg, MB, Canada
starts @9p
$8
DJs before hand///Screening @11:15p
Not close enough to make you shiver, send us a message (info@tvcarnage.com) to see it LIVE!
XO PINKY
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]]>I think it’s important for children to have body image issues too! That’s why Hayden is my hero for trying to shed that baby fat and fit into a size zero by drinking Bud Light™. AND just like most people, he can only get through half a can of that crap. Also, newscasters do not pretend to care. This is all about viral hits you whores and here is my whorish contribution to add to the youtube sludge pile!
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