Archive | June, 2010

TV Carnage is opening for the Islands on the 27th of June. Remember the guys, I made this video for.

If you’re in Brooklyn, check out the show. If you’re not in Brooklyn, come to Brooklyn.

June 27th

Music Hall of Williamsburg

66 North 6th Street

openers:

TVC, Steel Phantoms, Active Child
18+
$16 advance/$18 day of

purchase advance tickets here.

XO PINKY

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TV CARNAGE is back and buffer than ever with its latest release, Let’s Work It Out. This Season Six (-pack) edition of TV CARNAGE will surely be a workout not just for your body but also for your mind and all of your senses. Whether you are of the girls or of the guys, this baby will tone, shape, and mutate everything from above your eyes to below your thighs. In fact, as we like to say around here: “Say goodbye to your body!” because a completely new unrecognizable you is just around the corner. The Let’s Work It Out routine—known as “The System”—is divided into simple, hard-to-achieve chapters that, when followed properly, are guaranteed to do something to you. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe some of our actual fitness gurus assembled on Let’s Work It Out!!!: Marie Osmond, O.J., Dolph Lundgren, Elmo, Lyle Alzado, Dixie Carter, Marky Mark, a Scientologist, a nice lady with brown hair, children, numerous weirdos, grifters, drifters, weight lifters, doctors, and, of course, porn stars. Come on, what do you have to lose besides your mind? So let’s work it out! Get some booze and a bunch of food, stretch out, and drown in the delights about to be thrown down.

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE!!! (Scroll to the bottom)

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THIS WEEK’S SHOWS:

Posted on 07 June 2010 by pinky

XO PINKY

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LET’S WORK IT OUT! – JUNE TOUR DATES!

Posted on 07 June 2010 by pinky

Hey, WORLD! Has your mind been laid recently? ‘CAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GET FUCKED!

TV Carnage is back and buffer than ever with its latest release, Let’s Work It Out! This season six(-pack) edition of TV Carnage will be a workout not just for your body, but for your mind. Whether you are of the girls or of the guys, this baby will tone, shape, and mutate everything from above your eyes to below your thighs. In fact, as we like to say around here, “Say goodbye to your body!” because a completely new, unrecognizable you is just around the corner!

The Let’s Work It Out! routine — better known as “The System” — is divided into simple, hard-to-achieve chapters that, when followed properly, are guaranteed to do something to you. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe some of the actual fitness gurus assembled on Let’s Work It Out!:

O.J., Dolph Lundgren, Elmo, Dixie Carter, Marky Mark, Alyssa Milano, a Scientologist, a nice lady with brown hair, children, numerous creeps, grifters, drifters, weight lifters, doctors, and, of course, porn stars.

So come on, what do you have to lose besides your mind? LET’S WORK IT OUT!

6/10
Nightlight
405 1/2 Rosemary Street
Chapel Hill, NC

show starts @930p
$9

special guest
Yuxtapongo

6/11
Garfield Artworks
4931 Penn Avenue
Pittsburgh

show starts @9p
$6 (all ages)

special guest: Maus Haus (http://www.myspace.com/maushausmusic)

6/12
Floristree
405 W. Franklin FL. 6
Baltimore

show starts @9p
$5

Special Guest: Thu Tran of Food Party, Bad Brilliance, and Rob

6/17
Mpls College of Art and Design
2501 Stevens Avenue
Minneapolis

starts @7p
$5