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A drunk baby for Christmas! Thank you Hayden!
I think it’s important for children to have body image issues too! That’s why Hayden is my hero for trying to shed that baby fat and fit into a size zero by drinking Bud Light™. AND just like most people, he can only get through half a can of that crap. Also, newscasters do not pretend to care. This is all about viral hits you whores and here is my whorish contribution to add to the youtube sludge pile!

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Think about it.

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Matlock was the James Gold Bond of geriatric television. Yes, there was Murder She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder but only Matlock took the time to squeeze recipes into the plot for no specific reason. I guess it was considered folksy charm but whatever it was, it made for some great snacks. So, get out your pencils and laptop pads out, this Blueberry Mumble recipe sounds like it contains ingredients.

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Video directed by Pinky founder of TV CARNAGE and creator/producer of ADULT SWIMS (THE BEST OF) TOTALLY FOR TEENS. This video for VANISHEDD was commissioned by CCrystal CCastles and Shot in Brooklyn NY, Spring 2008. Had a fantastic time doing it THANKS CC for the lovely sandwiches. Thanks Megan for the moves. Thanks all of the kids for being amazing!!!
Produced by Petite Monster / Choreographed by Megan Kain/ Director Pinky Carnage of TV CARNAGE

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