Look, when we sent our S.O.S. about our low food supply out to the Federation we expected some real help! Instead we go these ass-wipes from Insanius 12 who not only seem to be on “vacation” the whole time they have been here but they brought a speed freak named Ambassador Zozo who insisted on showing us how to grow Hamburgers. By the time you get this message, we are most likely all dead.

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Wow! Governor Pitake really put those body language tips he learned from studying used car salesman, to work. However, what I found equally fascinating about this clip is how Bush’s anger (which was definitely a legitimate response) seems so unfocused in retrospect. He sounds like a guy in a traffic jam, wearing a wife beater and yelling at some schmo in front of him.

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Look, I have zero problemo with John & Greg Rice selling real estate. However, I just don’t want to go around checking out places I can’t fit into. I seems like a pretty extreme case of “sizeism” to me.

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If there is anyone who knows about flight procedure it is Sir OJ Simpson. Take these tips and you will get away with it, feeling relaxed.

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