Canada is basically the offspring of a Scottish/British/Belgian alcoholic mother and a nerdy, stoner, Australian/American dad. IE, horrible genetics.
Thus, only one of my Canadian brethren could foreshadow what is about to become a Canadian styled donnybrook, with the phrase “Looks like the boys are ready to play eh?”
Happy Fughen Hoser Day! The old broad is 142 beers old!
XO
PINKY CARNAGE
Clip compliments of TV CARNAGE’s AMAZING 2000 comp “When Television Attacks”
Go get it from the store eh.
You know what Larry David, ripping off Jenny Craig’s hit sitcom and getting financially fat from it is a bit rich for my taste!
Jenny baby, your day is coming. This show fucking ROCKED!
This is the sane-itized version of events that your memory plays back for you, the morning after you were stumbling; fornicated out of your mind on the drugs, stealing free alcohol at a gallery opening full of people mostly doing the same. Then you realize you are in Chi Chi’s bathroom chillin’ oot on a bed made from barf.
Who says old Christian ladies don’t have the saltiest stories around. Filthy in fact. I have to plug my ears whenever the punchline to this one comes along!
First of all game voice over idiot, his name is “Cedric Of Entertainer”! Secondly, no way am I choosing him, he sucks! Have you sen him joust with a punchline? Maybe in crappy Medieval times he proves his merit but in life, I would never have this guy close to my game.
In fact, at least if you went with “Wolfric The Wild” he wouldn’t wear those embarrassing hats and do the “Wassss uppppppp!” point all of the time.
HA HA I TOTALLY GET IT! Blonds with big tits are stupid, duh! But twins? It’s like the 911 of stupid! It’s like Retardageddon!
Plus, there is a contest where said twins, tour college bars and ask drunk jocks to be in commercials with them. See, that’s not stupid.
I pray that they took out rape insurance.
I’ve had a fascination with Beanie Baby collectors forever and a day and were a huge indicator of the stupidity of the planet; as documented in WHEN TV ATTACKS! I rediscovered this tape the other day covered in dust and shame…
In fact it aged just long enough for Freaks and Geeks and Tarentino to use it as a casting tape.
What are the people who invested in these things doing now? No one cares at all anymore… there are garages full of these things with husbands pacing back and forth air boxing.
This is why I never go camping with racist skinheads. After a game of “Old Man and the Bullets” peoples feelings get hurt, then it degenerates into a beef about who ate the last box of Kraft Dinner and inevitably, before you know it the nails come out. Borrrinnnggggg. I just wanna go somewhere without my necktie and all the conference calls and just chilllaaaxxxxxx.
P.S. Who the dickens knew that Nazi Skins tippy-toed so delicately down steps? You learn something every day… every day.
The guitar track on this combined with the graphics and backwards bicycling is TV CARNAGE. WOW! Did they ever not heed the message…
This is from way back when Casual Fridays was debuted at a the Metro porn theater in Toronto, Canada. I had my girlfriend at the time and random friends pretend to be the “Carnage Crew” instead of just having me standing there all alone yapping and yapping away.
